 Sex Positions Guide is our editors picks
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TRADITIONAL POSITION
(also known as the MISSIONARY position)
For the typically boring couple who lacks fantasy or imagination ...
we suggest turning on the TV ...
PUZZLE POSITION
"I KNOW how I got IN ... but how do I get OUT?"
EXTINGUISH CANDLE POSITION
If the fire goes out, there's always knitting.
Not recommended for females over 250 pounds
SEAT POSITION
Easily utilized in a theater when vacant seats are scarce ...
don't forget the popcorn.
BEHIND POSITION
Remove earrings before trying ... After several times of this position,
the female resembles Dumbo.
MMM POSITION
Finally! Your wife will be quiet!
MMM, MMM POSITION
OK ... it's YOUR turn to be quiet now ...
ACROBATIC POSITION
It's all a matter of balance ...
Best to release your hold before falling ...
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