Welcome to our adult humor and fun jokes section! An online compilation of
orginal and popular sexual related parodies of life. We also feature interesting
sex facts and trivia related informative articles. All humor pages are
completely pop up free and unlike most every other site, we don't attempt to
download any funky spyware programs to your computer or enable java scripts to
track your movements. Find the best adult related jokes and satire that will tickle your
funnybone, and maybe even make you think! A humorous look at how men and women
differ, and various informative facts and figures regarding sex and
relationships. Get the scoop on strange but true facts and related trivia about
sexual behavior and differences of men versus women.
This site is safe and clean meaning NO pop ups or redirects, fun, informative, and sometimes extremely humorous! We aim to please, and hope you enjoy your stay! We never track our surfers so
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The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads:
THE OF REALITY PERSONAL ADS FROM WOMEN
- 40-ish.................. 48 and a half
- Athletic................ Flat-chested as in like, plywood
- Average looking......... Ugly as sin
- Beautiful............... Pathological liar
- Adventurer.............. Had more partners than you ever will
- Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin
- Educated................ College dropout
- Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
- Feminist................ Fat; ball buster
- Free spirit............. Substance user
- Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut
- Fun..................... Annoying
- Gentle.................. Comatose
- Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic
- New-Age................. All body hair, all the time
- Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only
- Open-minded............. Desperate
- Outgoing................ Loud
- Passionate.............. Louder
- Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic
- Professional............ Real Witch
- Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section
- Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat
- Romantic................ Looks better by candle light
- Voluptuous.............. Very Fat
- Weight proportional to height..................Disportionally Obese
- Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking
- Widow................... Nagged first husband to death
- Young at heart.......... Toothless crone
THE REALITY OF MENS PERSONAL ADS
- 40-ish.................. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
- Athletic................ Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
- Average looking......... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
- Educated................ Will always treat you like an idiot
- Free Spirit............. Will Sleep with your sister
- Friendship first........ As long as friendship involves nudity
- Fun..................... Good with a TV remote and a six pack
- Good looking............ Arrogant and Cocky
- Honest.................. Pathological Liar
- Rugged.................. Takes a shower every Saturday
- Huggable................ Overweight, more body hair than a bear
- Like to cuddle.......... Insecure, overly dependent
- Mature.................. Until you get to know him
- Porsche Driver.......... Small Penis
- Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
- Physically fit.......... I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
- Poet.................... Has written on a bathroom stall
- Spiritual............... Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
- Stable.................. Occasional stalker, but never arrested
- Photographer.............. Will you pose naked for me?
- Thoughtful.............. Says "Please" when demanding a beer
Well there you have it, truth in advertising!
Actual Titles of 'Country' Songs . . . yee-haw y'all
1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
4. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye
5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
8 . I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't
Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
9. I Keep Forgetten' I Forgot About You
10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
15. Please Bypass this Heart?
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17. Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly On Papa's Head)
18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
USA State Mottos - at least our version :)
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity !
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It-Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very
Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney....
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Literally!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared
Here are some of our favorite jokes and humor pages
Girls That Are Sexually Aggressive Hey stud,this is where you
learn how to deal with those sexually frustrated ladies out there. Is your wife or girlfriend a
nymphomaniac? Take note of the fine points of related by men who had to be burdened with this growing
phenomenon!
All About CondomsSafe sex is the order of the day here.
Learn about condom use and giggle at many condom related jokes and parodies.
Best Pick Up LinesA compilation of the worlds best pick lines
men use for coming onto the single girls of the world.
Mans Penis ExposedEverything you always wanted to know about
the male penis, but was afraid to ask...and more!
All About Oral SexOur blowjobs 101 and oral sex information
center. Be careful what you wish for!
Menage A TroisThinking about trying a threesome with your
girlfriend, significant other or spouse? Read this informative article on how to achive that hard to manage
goal!
Cheesy One LinersReady to laugh? Our huge list of quick one
liner jokes will take you to the edge!
Sex for DummiesFind out if men are really pussy whiped, or if it's just a facade!
Sex Positions GuideIn depth guide for couples on sex
positions used in love making
Personality TestsCheck out your self esteem, love potential, IQ and more with this self realizing tests that defines personalities.
Popular Sex Positions GuidePicture and illustrations of
the most popular sex positions.
Largest Female Breasts
See the biggests chests on record, and found out everything you always wanted to know about
boobies, and the men that crave them!
Sex Facts Trivia
Curious, weird and strange facts about sex related issues.
Men Rule the World?
Or is that what the chicks want us to think?
Bar Room Jokes
Be ready to LOL and bust out the tickle bone with some of these.
General Online Dating Tips
Hot tips and advice for writing and creating personal ads that attract the opposite sex. See many examples of personals that get singles to pay attention, and reply!
Dating Advice for MenTips and advice for men on how to find, meet and score single women on the Internet.
Safe Dating for LadiesJust for the ladies, tips for safe
online dating and advice for meeting nice single men online.
Achieving Male Orgasms?Are you an orgasmic male? Find out the secret to enjoying a sexual orgasim just like the girls do!
Understanding Women - Is It Possible?Dive into the mysterious
world of how women think, the first key to attempt understanding of this strange species.
Confucious Wise Sex MasterWords of sexual enlightenment and wisdom
presumably spoken by the old chinese sex master, Confucious.
Saying I Love YouLearn how to say those magical words in all
languages to insure getting laid in all countries!
George Bush ResumeThis will crack you up and clue you in at the same time!
Largest Female Breasts
See the biggests chests on record, and found out everything you always wanted to know about
boobies, and the men that crave them!
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